A-hole drivers

I would post this on my clan site but i like you guys Very Happy

Anyways hears my story;

Today i thought i would spend money to get my car cleaned since its not a slushy shit hole out there and my car was disgusting. Well i was out driving around getting much needed stuff done, as i made my way downtown ( Spokane ) I decided to stop and get me a 1/2 pound beef and potato burrito from Taco Bell, and when I was leaving the drive through there were puddles in the parking lot and i was like shit! cause i just spent 8 dollars for a car wash ( i got the undercarriage cleaned too ) well i wasn't paying attention to what was in front of me and noticed that someone was pulling in as i was leaving. Instantly i was like oops, UNTIL i noticed that the driver of the oncoming car WAS PISSED, and as i passed him he was mouthing something to me which in turn pissed me off so i mouthed F@*k YOU! but what gets me is that whoever this assbag was driving this mustang was instantly mad like i did it intentionally. WELL GUESS WHAT MR. MIDLIFE CRISIS it was a simple thing, and im sorry i got in your way but next time i see that red hunk of metal im kicking a size 12 dent in you rear quarter panel that way you have something to be pissed at.

well thanks for letting me vent Evil or Very Mad

oh and by the way your car wasn't even that nice Razz

no worries man, we all have those days... i usually just vent by killin fools in BF2... Smile

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Don't you just want to assassinate somebody like that?? Just a POP POP right there in the middle of the street and drive away. Twisted Evil

BTW Assbag.... that was awesome Smile

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well, i can hardly hold back my laughter.

does this look familar to anyone?

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	[HOOD]-tehdude wrote:
	Don't you just want to assassinate somebody like that?? Just a POP POP right there in the middle of the street and drive away. BTW Assbag.... that was awesome

lol, you dont even know how hard im laughing at you guys.... you shall see.... rotflmao

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thats bout identical to the car but the driver was a Class A asshat

That's Ted's car...saw it yesterday. It was alot dirtier tho Smile

and yes as soon as he mentioned a Red Mustang I thought the same thing Shocked

LMAO!!

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I thought of Ted even before I saw Ryn's post. But I think his more maroon...but it could just need a wash.

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	[HOOD]-RynDog wrote:
	well, i can hardly hold back my laughter. does this look familar to anyone?

Looks like Ted is trying to make up for some other deficiencies. Lol.

maybe TED would like to say where he went for lunch so he can clear his name Wink

Oh it was me alright. Thanks for taking your half of the driveway out of the middle. Asshat.

I was pissed alright.

Who the fuck takes up an entire driveway to keep their car from getting dirty IN THE FUCKING WINTER!!!!!!!

Only you Parker, only you.

NOOB

Next time I see you, I'm buying you a beer and then calling you an asshat.

Wink

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Actually, I just remebered, you owe me a drink for a drive home........You buy me a jamesson and coke and then I'll call you an asshat.

Fucking driveway hog.

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Ryndog and Myself are still laughing! lol

NOOBS!

WTF are you laughing at?

Teabag.

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ELF: Deficiencies? I have deficiencies? Bummer.

PPARKER: BTW, I washed her so she's squeky clean now too. Actually looks like her picture.

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soon as i noticed it was you i couldnt wait to get home and confirm that you drove a new mustang cause i could of swore it was you. ah well it was funny talikin sht about you and a jamesson and coke it is.

Yeah, I was called by Brusky...

"Dood, have you read the forums yet?"

him and Ryndog are all laughing in the background, it was really funny.

I'm like, "That was PPArker?!?"

Holy shit, good thing I didn't get out of the car, huh? Imagine you and I standing toe to toe in the Taco Bell parking lot, screaming at each other than going...."Dood, you look familiar....."

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classic... just fuqin classic

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yeah.....yeah, it is.

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well i woulda just strafed right then i woulda strafed left bunny hopped three times, yelled "n00bsauce" til you punched me in the face. then i would yell "stoopid hax0r" , at which time i would get off the ground and go eat my beef and potato burrito Very Happy

you for got to go prone while bunny hopping

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	[HOOD]-Klownboots wrote:
	you for got to go prone while bunny hopping

are you serious? did you miss the part about the puddles in the parking lot? NO WAY i would do any dolphin dives. I just got these shoes.

(looks down at his new Nike Shox) smiles Cool

LOL.

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